Close, but no cigar
While my wife takes care of the recycling.......their are some important differences.
1) My wife wears something sexy in bed...(dirty t-shirts are however what I wear on a daily basis)
2) Most of the time I take off my socks
3) Way more than 2 minutes........I once went as long as 5 minutes
4) I always take off my glasses, as I am NEARSIGHTED....(means I can see close up)
5) I don't sing when I am getting it on, as I sing worse than I drive
Trying to get faster