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Club Membership Renewal Benefits.....

Last post 07-03-2009, 8:52 AM by atcovan. 1 replies.
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  •  06-28-2009, 8:07 PM 367010

    Club Membership Renewal Benefits.....

    I have just heard through the grapevine, that membership dues will be going up to $100 for the next year....

    But with every membership you will be sent 2 Shamwows !

    This is great ! 

    1)  When you step out of shower, and your shower towel on the floor is already wet because the person sharing the hotel room with took a shower before you....well have no fear Shamwow is here........just squeeze in the sink after your done.

    2)  You go in a Port-a-Potty at a autox, and all the paper is used up.....have no fear Shamwow is here.....and to rinse it off just use your water sprayer.

    3)  Get bbque sauce of your chin at the welcome party.......shamwow.

    4)  Getting all hot and bothered before your big run-----and your crotch is getting sweaty......Shamwow is here.

    5)  Watching porn at the hotel.....forget to grab a towel from the bathrooom.....don't bother....Shamwow will handle the cleanup.


    Trying to get faster
  •  07-03-2009, 8:52 AM 367802 in reply to 367010

    Re: Club Membership Renewal Benefits.....

    David Lehman:

    I have just heard through the grapevine, that membership dues will be going up to $100 for the next year....

    But with every membership you will be sent 2 Shamwows !

    This is great ! 

    1)  When you step out of shower, and your shower towel on the floor is already wet because the person sharing the hotel room with took a shower before you....well have no fear Shamwow is here........just squeeze in the sink after your done.

    2)  You go in a Port-a-Potty at a autox, and all the paper is used up.....have no fear Shamwow is here.....and to rinse it off just use your water sprayer.

    3)  Get bbque sauce of your chin at the welcome party.......shamwow.

    4)  Getting all hot and bothered before your big run-----and your crotch is getting sweaty......Shamwow is here.

    5)  Watching porn at the hotel.....forget to grab a towel from the bathrooom.....don't bother....Shamwow will handle the cleanup.

    To avoid those embarrasing moments caused by item #5, simply finish the last instruction from #1 and your Mum won't have a clue.
    Jim Plotkin
    '05 FSP Echo